(van) Gogh Portrait of Yourself Wednesday
I don’t know if that happened before or after the plant explosion, but that is one mighty ‘stache.
I think it’s terrible to make light of tragedy, but my first thought when I looked at that picture was ‘hey, he’s pretty lucky. His health bar is still totally full!’
Getting delayed for 3 hours in Reykjavik makes me Mr. Angry (sorry, I meant Herra Önugur).
Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!
(I think this calls for a Black Dynamite screening at my place. Shall we say two weeks?)
Creeper
Great, I’m a slard.
I mean, sure, you have to get through pages and pages of glowing reviews of Ben on Urban Dictionary (which are all partly true), but if you keep digging you’ll find gold. And you can get it on a shirt!
Wherever there are two swans, I will be there to flip them off
What the fuck, Ben? I thought you were taking care of this.
Me flipping off swans (not the cute old couple!) at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco, April 2009.
(It is not actually me in my avatar, that is a photo by Corey Arnold called Swans Are Evil. Sorry to disappoint.)
When did Kathleen Turner turn into William Shatner?
That reminds me: one of the best moments in SF? Having a coffee at Ritual with Bailey, and in walks William Shatner. I watched him eat a muffin.
Great moments in history: The stakeholder kickoff meeting for the hot dog.
Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News
“Next, a walky-talky preamble from the auteur, pacing steadily towards the lens, punctuating every other sentence with a hand gesture, and ignoring all the pricks milling around him, like he’s gliding through the fucking Matrix.”
GPOYWorking
The All-Star Weekend ought to be really impressive, what with the Layup Competition and Crisp Chest Pass Off. —New All-White Basketball League Launched
4.1625 lbs.
Mmmm…manuscript formatting.
It’s like stuffing a giant pair of tubesocks down your writer pants.
Think of all the hats/boats you could make!
What can you make out of this? I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl…
I would totally watch Law & Hoarders, too.
