nevver:

Fortune cookie

nevver:

Fortune cookie

(Source: gifmyass)

nevver:

How To Chart Good

nevver:

How To Chart Good

theworstthingsforsale:

The listing for this pizza cutter says it’s an 8-slice cutter. But the picture shows a slicer which will make 7 slices.
Which is it? Who fucking cares, just use a roller thing instead of buying a hula hoop covered in blades.

theworstthingsforsale:

The listing for this pizza cutter says it’s an 8-slice cutter. But the picture shows a slicer which will make 7 slices.

Which is it? Who fucking cares, just use a roller thing instead of buying a hula hoop covered in blades.

(Source: fortfondue)

kaebot:

I made a thing if anyone wants to use it.
You search for a movie or tv show and it tells you which streaming service has it.
watchlegit.com

kaebot:

I made a thing if anyone wants to use it.

You search for a movie or tv show and it tells you which streaming service has it.

watchlegit.com

What Earth Would Look Like With Rings Like Saturn

(Source: youtube.com)

inothernews:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

inception

inothernews:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

inception

(Source: cordjefferson)

MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

murkavenue:

The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…

atencio:

mikekarnell:

Peter posted this clip, the most magical thing I’ve ever seen in my life, and now I have to decide if I should end my life or not because nothing will ever top this.

You can be two kinds of people in this world: a stone-cold, mustached man in a sweater who refuses to acknowledge the fantastical or a kid climbing over any and all obstacles just so you can see where the magic is coming from.

There really are only two kinds of people in this world.

This.