Don’t even fucking start with me, Sam.

Don’t even fucking start with me, Sam.

Ah shit, I went too far and ended up 20 minutes into the future.
OK, time for drinks.

Ah shit, I went too far and ended up 20 minutes into the future.

OK, time for drinks.

Drankin’ moon water, Skypin’ people in other continents, y’all. I’m in the fucking future!

Drankin’ moon water, Skypin’ people in other continents, y’all. I’m in the fucking future!

I just got a new toothbrush. Say goodbye to all those microscopic anti-tonguenoids.

Inside the Actor's Studio Audience

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A blog of ass-kissing, awkward praise and unflattering screencaps.

Oh god that’s good. MORE MORE MORE

Business Guys on Business Trips » Family and Friends

Business Guys on Business Trips » Family and Friends

Please deliver this as a print or t-shirt, ASAP. TIA.

Please deliver this as a print or t-shirt, ASAP. TIA.

chumblespuzz:

Proving that science can be fun, here’s a thermogram of human flatulence. Intestinal gas (red, lower left) being expelled from the body. The gas shows up as red because it has recently been at body temperature, which is warmer than the surroundings (via Science Photo Library photos of the week - Telegraph)

Science!

chumblespuzz:

Proving that science can be fun, here’s a thermogram of human flatulence. Intestinal gas (red, lower left) being expelled from the body. The gas shows up as red because it has recently been at body temperature, which is warmer than the surroundings (via Science Photo Library photos of the week - Telegraph)

Science!

Stuff that reminds me of other stuff Pt. I

At least I now know I wasn’t the only one who thought that.

Ira Glass costume screen test
I’ll add some grey whisps, a soupçon of nerdy Baltimore, and some unanimous liberal hipster adoration later, but you get the idea…

Ira Glass costume screen test

I’ll add some grey whisps, a soupçon of nerdy Baltimore, and some unanimous liberal hipster adoration later, but you get the idea…

Excellent movie, great scene.

Excellent movie, great scene.

I love (love!) the illustrations for Atari games, not just because they are beautiful, but because they are so outlandish compared to what the game is actually like. Sorry, but when I play Breakout I am not imagining I am a futuristic astronaut playing space tennis. Nice try, though.
Actual gameplay footage:

At least they got the color bands right.

I love (love!) the illustrations for Atari games, not just because they are beautiful, but because they are so outlandish compared to what the game is actually like. Sorry, but when I play Breakout I am not imagining I am a futuristic astronaut playing space tennis. Nice try, though.

Actual gameplay footage:

At least they got the color bands right.

Like I said, I will repost this around every Halloween until it stops being true or funny.

Yo, Yip Yips, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Bert and Ernie have the greatest Ante Up video of all time! (followed by a close second, A Divine Proclamation for Finishing the Present Existence)