The Triumph of Bullshit

2009

December
November 6
October 18
September 19
August 33
July 20
June 28
May 29
April 28
March 35
February 28
January 33

2008

December 26
November 25
October 42
September 46
August 57
July 69
June 61
May 103
April 90
March 101
February 104
January 115

2007

December 120
November 83
October 106
September 90
August 128
July 105
June 87
May 123
April 117
March
February
January
“Ben doesn’t like anyone in 2008.”
— My Facebook mini-feed after...
May 31st
“It’s not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.”
May 31st
De Bono Hats
May 31st
“First, I’d like to clarify, I am not Fake Steve Jobs.”
— Bill Gates
May 31st
Warch Watch
This Video Contains All Of The Reasons Why Our Society Is Doomed
May 31st
MySpace Outage Leaves Millions Friendless
May 30th
Fred Thompson to take step toward candidacy
May 30th

What if there were no hypothetical...

May 29th
Warch Watch
This whole series is good.
May 29th
Nobody puts Baby in a cabin
May 29th
Canada seeks man with groin-kick request
May 29th
“I’m here to shoot a pilot.”
— Something not to say at an...
May 29th
Google in 20 years
May 29th
LOLCODE
May 29th
Warch Watch
May 29th
“What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them...”
— Jacques Lacan
May 28th
“The thing that’s funny is that everyone thinks...”
— Charles Nelson Reilly
May 28th
May 26th
May 26th
Bullet vs. knife. Knife wins.
May 25th
Zork!
May 25th
Warch Watch
May 25th
Zip codes are the new stock ticker symbol
May 25th
May 24th
“Table tennis is the new miniature golf. That doesn’t...”
— Steven Wells
May 24th
“Scientists say it takes millions of years to form...”
— Brian Benson, an eighth-grade...
May 24th
The Sorted Books Project
May 24th
Angelina Jolie’s tattoo +11° 33’ 0.00”,...
May 23rd
“Successful bidder to provide me with the brand message, logo...”
— Bid to sponsor...
May 23rd
Stars Wars: Where Are They Now?
May 23rd
Warch Watch
Don’t like lighthouses? You suck.
May 23rd
Warch Watch
May 23rd
May 23rd
May 22nd
Viagra reduces jet lag in hamsters
May 22nd
Prediction: the Orioles will win the World Series over the Pirates in seven games. Prediction:...
May 22nd
The Electric Slide
May 22nd
Leave It To Jesus
May 22nd
“Ready for Some Stories”
— How to explain RSS the Oprah...
May 22nd
May 21st
“You know when Amanda shows up to work. You can hear it in...”
— Woman Drinks 12 Diet Cokes a...
May 21st
The Maestro says he hates your blog’s endless surfeit of...
May 21st
Al Gore’s wicked office setup
May 21st
May 19th
May 19th
“Working in an office is fine, but I’d rather be a...”
— Creed Thoughts
May 19th
Grown your own boyfriend
May 18th
May 18th
“I’d just like to see thinking come back in style. I haven’t...”
— Timothy Leary
May 18th
Warch Watch
How to give the perfect man hug
May 18th
Fun with clouds!
May 17th
The Leaning Tower Illusion The two images of the Leaning...
May 17th
Birthday paradox
May 17th
Warch Watch
100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers
May 17th
Chessboxing
May 17th
Accident-prone people do exist
May 17th
Warch Watch
The last 10 seconds of every season 1 episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Can’t get...
May 17th
Need to start using the phrase “held in a web of...
May 17th
ETAOIN SHRDLU
May 17th
Beyond blisters: Herpes has an upside
May 16th
via www.someecards.com
May 16th
“During the dot-com bubble, you needed $5 million to do...”
— Guy Kawasaki
May 16th
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like...”
— Ezekiel 23:20
May 16th
Hallmark Scientists Identify 3 New Human...
May 16th
Diagram of licking, eating, and drinking from the Golden...
May 16th
Stelarc implanted an ear into his arm. He’s going to...
May 16th

Huh?

May 16th
Gotta love this illustration, which ironically was made by...
May 15th
“Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless...”
— Jerry Falwell
May 15th
“Some networks — in the spotlight this week as they...”
— To Create Buzz, TV Networks...
May 15th
May 15th
“Seven minutes is the new ‘War and Peace’”
— Syracuse Professor Robert...
May 14th
“And so I urge you, go after experience rather than...”
— The Cloud of Unknowing
May 14th
May 14th
May 14th
May 14th
Hip Hop Isn’t Dying, It Just Sucks
May 13th
What happens to people when they get old?
May 13th

How fitting

Lindsay Lohan will be on Martha Stewart today, making creampuffs.
May 11th
May 10th
via She broke my heart so I broke her face!
May 10th
Warch Watch
May 10th
Come on, now. I’ve seen porn that isn’t this...
May 10th
Foxxy News
May 10th
May 10th
pillow angel
May 9th
May 9th
May 9th
“Skywalkers in Korea cross Han solo”
— Headline for an article about...
May 9th
“I see nothing as a forever devouring, forever going on...”
— Machine translation or...
May 9th
May 9th
GraphViz output of the lyrics from the song...
May 9th
Taking ministry high-tech Pastor Casey Treat’s...
May 9th
May 9th
May 9th
via www.virtualshoemuseum.com
May 9th
Ulam spiral
May 9th
May 9th
May 9th
“And now the sequence of events in no particular order.”
— Dan Rather
May 8th
May 8th
“Bosnian punch bowl”
— Aesthetic Apparatus Deviant...
May 8th
Belarusian Movie Posters
May 7th
May 7th
79 Percent Of Americans Missing The Point Entirely
May 7th
A store in Tokyo that is essentially a giant t-shirt vending...
May 7th
“ALICE: It’s great to be alive, isn’t it? Jabberwacky: No.”
— A conversation between two...
May 4th
May 4th

desire line

(di.ZYR lyn) n. An informal path that pedestrians prefer to take to get from one location to another...
May 3rd
This small bit of graffiti has been popping up all over...
May 3rd
U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Contraband Room, JFK...
May 3rd
Original General Lee being sold by John Schneider on eBay
May 3rd
“I’d like the ability to drag’n’drop my friends into...”
— Dopplr: More Fuzziness Wanted...
May 3rd
Oh, really?
May 3rd
May 2nd

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May 2nd
Floating Logos
May 2nd
No Pants Day is May 4th
May 2nd
May 1st
May 1st
Warch Watch
Tori Amos is a MILF with a 12-inch cock, apparently.
May 1st
“Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well.”
— Elias Schwartz
May 1st
Cut Through the Roaring Thunder with Your Swing!
May 1st