December 2009
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Enough big pimpin’. Let’s bring back small, artisanal pimpin’.
– Benchitations
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AT&T to Urge Wireless Customers To Use Less Data →
Ben To Urge AT&T To Go Fuck Themselves And Use The $100 I Give Them Every Month (For The Right To Use An Unlimited Amount Of Data) And Their Massive Annual Profits To Upgrade Their Shit, In Order To Keep Any Customers They Are Lucky To Still Have
Payola
“And thanks to my Tumblr friends for tolerating all of this drama that’s not skinny girls with tattoos or pictures of fingerless gloves. Back to that soon, I promise.” -Merlin Mann
And thanks to Merlin for that product placement synergy for my new Tumblr… fuckyeahskinnygirlswithtattoosorpicturesoffingerlessgloves
100 BPM
Two good songs to sing in your head to get the right tempo for chest compressions when you are performing CPR:
Stayin’ Alive
Another One Bites the Dust
(From the Radiolab short, Stayin’ Alive)
Songs for the unknowing public
I keep a few songs on my iPhone at all times because that are hilarious to listen to because other people don’t know that you are listening to them, and they completely change the perspective of what people around you are doing. A few examples:
David Rose - The Stripper
The Champs - Tequila
Quincy Jones - Soul Bossa Nova
I need suggestions for more. Got any?