February 2009
28 posts
January 2009
33 posts
Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint... →
“By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation: [see image 4, above].
It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a...
Filling the void
Seeing as there weren’t enough Tumblr blogs putting up pretentious music and linking to pretty pictures, I decided to start my own.
Songs You Should Know About is where I will post a song a day from my vast archives, with the only premise being exactly what it says on the box.
You Look Marvelous is where I post pretty pictures that don’t fit in with the same comedic stylings and...
“Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.”
– Frank Kelly Rich, The 86 Rules of Boozing
Nut allergies: a Yuppie invention →
givemesomethingtoread:
But unless you’re a character on “Heroes,” genes don’t mutate fast enough to have caused an 18% increase in childhood food allergies between 1997 and 2007. And genes certainly don’t cause 25% of parents to believe that their kids have food allergies, when 4% do. Yuppiedom does.
Someone get Steven Berlin Johnson on this, pronto!
WatchDon’t let some 3-year old girl or someone who hasn’t seen it tell you how Star Wars goes; leave that job to Nick Winters.
“Have over 1000 followers on Twitter”
– JK Livin’: 5 Goals for 2009
Janis Krums, the guy who twittered and took the first good close-up photo of the Hudson River plane crash from a rescue ferry, unwittingly got one of his New Year’s resolutions done in 15 days.
