Bizarre, I was using that exact grill two weeks ago. (via alaskamiller)
Bizarre, I shat on that exact grill three weeks ago.
Wait, wait! I too have a hilarious, and yet no doubt original, comment on this cliché I saw recently, which, because I had not seen before and means you have not, need to hear. </every internet ever>
(Actually, I shouldn’t snark. I’m just grateful that Ed’s place is still in business, given the economy, and ever since that big box paddle shop SuperstOAR opened up the next town over.)
Codes of the City
Baby stroller in apartment building lobby: Cocaine wholesaler.
Pile of Q-tips: Hmong turf.
Broken suitcase: Dead dad.
Discarded bike lock: Unlicensed dentist.
Overturned recycling bin: Popular brunch spot nearby.
Wig in gutter: Seafood restaurant.
Chair next to lamppost: Housepainters live here.
Pair of shoes, side-by-side: This way to haircuts.
Pair of shoes, toes pointed towards each other: Safe to poo between these cars.
Pair of shoes, toes pointed away from each other: Do not poo between these cars.
Single shoe: Abortionist.
Blood-covered ATM: Notary public inside.
Hamburger on streetcar seat: Party at the beach.
Box of books: Domestic dispute, call 911.
The movie combo game
- I describe a film plot based on two movies.
- You tell me the combined title.
For example: Plot: suburban family gets mad at a hairy mountain-beast for satirizing them in his roman-a-clef.
Title: Deconstructing Harry and the Hendersons.
So reblog or comment with an answer to the following, but ONLY if you write your own too.
Plot: A conman accidentally teaches an Austrian family about the joys of song. But soon after they form a marching band and perform to a wildly appreciative audience, they’re forced to flee the country.
The Sound of Music Man?
PLOT: A newly engaged couple, whoose car breaks down in an isolated area, come upon a strange residence where they seek aid from a nerdish florist and his giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed.
Answer: Little shop of Rocky Horror Picture show
My post: Two pot smoking half-wits from New Jersey travel back in time to stop hollywood from making a movie about their comic book character personas.
Answer: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back to the Future
New plot: A delusional young man buys a life-size sex doll over the Internet, and falls in love with her. The family intervenes by sending the doll to a mental institution after an apparent suicide attempt, where she befriends the other patients and battles her personal demons.
You see embedded spirals, right, of green, pinkish-orange, and blue? Incredibly, the green and the blue spirals are the same color. The reason they look different colors is because our brain judges the color of an object by comparing it to surrounding colors.
In this case, the stripes are not continuous as they appear at first glance. The orange stripes go through the “green” spiral but not the “blue” one. So without us even knowing it, our brains compare that spiral to the orange stripes, forcing it to think the spiral is green. The magenta stripes make the other part of the spiral look blue, even though they are exactly the same color.
Would love to represent the 612, but it doesn’t exist yet. I expect this site to get flooded instantly with requests for basically every area code (in which I have ho’s).
DICK BONG
Actually, that’s Major Dick Bong to you, buster.
I’ve driven over the Dick Bong Bridge and passed the Dick Bong Recreation Area so many times, I wondered how they possibly kept up with replacing the amount of road signs that were probably stolen by UMD students. I was pretty sure it’s a full-time job.
