A Modest Proposal
- I put a DVD into the player
- I start a stopwatch
- I navigate all the menus
- I wait for all the various “advertisements” telling me about the sound mastering, the FBI warning, and so forth
- The movie actually begins
- I stop the stopwatch.
I take that stopwatch to the home of some executive connected with the MPAA and count off those seconds.
While holding his (or her—I’m all about equal opportunity, people) head under water.
I’m just saying, it might lead to some change.
Revolutionary Iranian women, risking their life to post about the protests on Twitter, meet Google contextual ads (Link)
Ukulele: Warren Buffett, chairman of the board and CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, 78
How awesome would it be if Warren Buffett starting posting YouTube videos of him playing the ukelele? Or if he did the YLNT song?
(from this coulda been interesting but is actually kinda lame series on hobbies in Forbes)
Happy sad slasher day!
Exquisite Ceramic Mug inspired by the film ‘Kentucky Fried Movie’, depicting Big Jim Slade in all his glory with the phrase “In the event of premature ejaculation, the Joy of Sex album comes with BIG JIM SLADE!” painted on opposite side. On the inside of the mug you’ll find the words “And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.”
Little Tikes Cozy Coupe Tops U.S. Car Sales
The Cozy Coupe sold 457,000 units in 2008, topping the Toyota Camry and Honda Accord. In the ’90s, it outsold both the Accord and Ford Taurus.
El Topo, 1970 (dir. Alejandro Jodorowsky)
These four frames do nothing to explain the epic weirdness and awesomeness of this movie. Maybe the movie’s tagline, which doesn’t even mention the massacres or master gunfighters or deformed cave people, will help:
“See the naked young Franciscans whipped with cactus. See the bandit leader disemboweled. See the priest ride into the sunset with a midget and her newborn baby. What it all means isn’t exactly clear, but you won’t forget it.”
Stylebot 2000 dresses better than you.
Goths In Hot Weather
A celebration of the Sunshine Goth.
I believe in womankind and even if your legs become a spark plug, I will always be there to support your cause of being nude in the desert with a spark plug for legs by also getting nude and hugging you tightly. THAT’S a promise.
