Where am I in the movie? Tracking down the man in black, of course. The princess is alive, or was an hour ago. If she is otherwise when I find her I shall be very put out.
Unfollow Friday
What the hell, why am I not on this site? It’s pretty good, and some other people already have multiples. Fix this, people.
Based on album art alone, this is the greatest piece of music of all time. I don’t care if it’s 60 minutes of pigs farting.
Which one is the most stoned?
The Wire with a laugh track
He wears a specially made six-fingered Mizuno glove with two thumbs. (His Dominican teammates call him Pulpo, Spanish for “octopus.”) When he warms up, he throws four pitches righty and four lefty. You should see the opposition when he does it. It’s as if they had seen a ghost. Wait—did you just see that? If a righty is up, he throws righty, and vice versa. Whenever Venditte switches sides, everybody in the Charleston ballpark is encouraged to switch seats.
Oh, the Tumblarity!
GPOYW + Suity Suit Tuesday combo move. Sincerely, 80’s Prom king.
Vice President Biden ditched a day of presiding over the Senate to “give the twin cannons some sun.”
(great photo and caption from The Onion)
People have a very weird perception of large numbers. If you have 2,000 cases of flu in a country of 300 million, most people think they’re going to be one of the 2,000, not one of the 299,998,000. —Predicting Flu With the Aid of (George) Washington
See also: Lottery paradox
