Yes, you might chuckle to yourself about this man’s fetish, but you should be awed at his goal: he wants to fuck a tornado. That is some life-coach-level dream shit that I could not even think of in my most high, drunken stupors. Well played, sir. Here’s hoping you find your Helen Hunt (or Bill Paxton, I suppose). No gay stuff, though.
PS. “With a twist”, get it?
Oh, don’t worry, that splotch on the porn star’s obituary is just bird poop from the seagulls flying out from the banner ad. You stay classy, Discovery Channel and MSNBC.
Hold that thought.
The Different Kinds of People That There Are (A Complete List)
People Who Studied Abroad in a Third-World Country
Congratulations.
Not quite what I was looking for, but thanks anyways, Google.
One nation under one taco, indivisible, with liberty and hot sauce for all.
I pity the fool who doesn’t… phoone hooome.
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