“I’m a cool black guy!”

“I’m a pirate, shiver me timbers!”

If you eat a lot of golfballs you need this toilet!

Tired: Will it blend? Wired: Will it flush?

lonelysandwich:

I didn’t know what my special lady had in mind when she bought the domain nerdboyfriend.com a couple months ago.  A support group maybe?  Goofy stories and pictures of me nerding around?  I do enough of that crap myself.
But she made something actually fantastic that’s quickly become one of my favorite new sites—a sort of archival Sartorialist for nerd heroes and icons (yesterday was Sir Edmund Hillary, for example). Every day a picture and some links to what they might be wearing (with as much accuracy as the photos and marketplace allow).

Already a favorite for me as well.

lonelysandwich:

I didn’t know what my special lady had in mind when she bought the domain nerdboyfriend.com a couple months ago.  A support group maybe?  Goofy stories and pictures of me nerding around?  I do enough of that crap myself.

But she made something actually fantastic that’s quickly become one of my favorite new sites—a sort of archival Sartorialist for nerd heroes and icons (yesterday was Sir Edmund Hillary, for example). Every day a picture and some links to what they might be wearing (with as much accuracy as the photos and marketplace allow).

Already a favorite for me as well.

Conducting Business (from the Business Time in America set)

Conducting Business (from the Business Time in America set)

You just lost on The Price Is Right

That took entirely too long. Great URL, though.

I strongly endorse any candidate whose platform is cornbread.
Particularly if their speech podiums are made of cornbread, and everyone whose there gets to eat it afterwards.

I strongly endorse any candidate whose platform is cornbread.

Particularly if their speech podiums are made of cornbread, and everyone whose there gets to eat it afterwards.

A Completely Unscientific (Yet Accurate) Look at Social Sites
“17% - Investors who gobbled up virtual glitter factories on the cheap”

A Completely Unscientific (Yet Accurate) Look at Social Sites

“17% - Investors who gobbled up virtual glitter factories on the cheap”

We regret to inform our customers that a few of our more unpopular flavors such as Billy Prestonberry, Neil Raspberry’n’All, and Stuart Honeysutcliffe have been discontinued.

We regret to inform our customers that a few of our more unpopular flavors such as Billy Prestonberry, Neil Raspberry’n’All, and Stuart Honeysutcliffe have been discontinued.


Female Trouble

Female Trouble

…or just not smart enough to build it into your templates.
Using a photo for what should be a quote makes you an asshole.
(Not you, savingoldlitter.)

…or just not smart enough to build it into your templates.

Using a photo for what should be a quote makes you an asshole.

(Not you, savingoldlitter.)

thedailywhat:

T-Shirt of the Day: “A Simple Plan” by Neil Gregory.
[buy.]

thedailywhat:

T-Shirt of the Day: “A Simple Plan” by Neil Gregory.

[buy.]