My kids will ask me one day “Dad, what were you doing on January 20th 2009 when everything changed…”
This is like one of those optical illusion/personality tests like “Do you see a young lady or an old hag?”, except with o-toro and knives.
The most effective ad campaign of all time?
Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter?
“By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation: [see image 4, above].
It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.”
I already can’t wait for 2010 when the mean center of the United States hits Branson (The Vegas of the South) and Yakov Smirnoff gets the free promotion he so deserves.
Filling the void
Seeing as there weren’t enough Tumblr blogs putting up pretentious music and linking to pretty pictures, I decided to start my own.
Songs You Should Know About is where I will post a song a day from my vast archives, with the only premise being exactly what it says on the box.
You Look Marvelous is where I post pretty pictures that don’t fit in with the same comedic stylings and utter awesomeness of this blog.
Enjoy?
If you serve us, do we not volley? If you ace us, do we not rally? And if you lob us, shall we not smash?
