The Triumph of Bullshit

I strongly endorse any candidate whose platform is cornbread.

Particularly if their speech podiums are made of cornbread, and everyone whose there gets to eat it afterwards.

A Completely Unscientific (Yet Accurate) Look at Social Sites

“17% - Investors who gobbled up virtual glitter factories on the cheap”

We regret to inform our customers that a few of our more unpopular flavors such as Billy Prestonberry, Neil Raspberry’n’All, and Stuart Honeysutcliffe have been discontinued.

Female Trouble

…or just not smart enough to build it into your templates.

Using a photo for what should be a quote makes you an asshole.

(Not you, savingoldlitter.)

thedailywhat:

T-Shirt of the Day: “A Simple Plan” by Neil Gregory.

[buy.]

Are there really enough people with a “futuristic trip to a planet made of dry ice with a buxom lady and crazy old man with a rifle” fantasy to warrant an entire album?

The album cover meme strikes again (I did this a year ago, lamew4ds):

1. The name of the band is based on a random Wikipedia page.
2. The last four words of the very last quotation on the Random Quotations page is the title of your album.
3. The third picture in Flickr’s Interesting Photos From The Last 7 Days will be your album cover.
4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result.

The debut album You Just Need Some Exercise from MIA’s kid, Pope Fabian, is hitting the street in 2014. Pitchfork already gave it 8.3 Future Blerghs and said its best track, “Tamil Tigerz R Cute” featuring Lil’ Lil’ Wayne, is totally bangin’.

theduty:

…i HAVE TO party with this guy.

Note to self: use the term “bumpnoxious” more often.

Everyone knows how to make it rain, but some people forget about the “fake elevator” and “the palm frond”.

My true love is out there somewhere and they can go fuck themselves