Every TV show should have this as their opening credits. Also, every TV show should add Meschach Taylor to its cast.
So I got one of these cards last night, someone put it in between the collars of my 3rd and 4th polo shirts. What the hell?? What’s it about?
It’s crazy to find out that some of the shit that happens to you every time you go out to a bar (an impromptu macarena with a midget Michael Jackson) happens to other people too.
Area Man Holding Out Until Next Exit For Better Fast Food Options
Turnbee was unable to recall the last time he had eaten at Wendy’s, saying that the one closest to him is “kind of far away,” since it is located pretty much where the old Rax used to be.
Oh shit, a Rax reference!
Kleberg County, Texas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In 1997, Kleberg County Commissioners unanimously voted to adopt “heaven-o” as the official greeting of the county instead of “hello”. Kleberg County residents are now encouraged to use “heaven-o” to acknowledge one another. The reason cited for the change was the fact that hello contains the word hell, even though it is not etymologically related.
Wow, this is heaven-a genius! Just because of this, I might have to say “what the heaven” and head down there and find some pretty seas-heaven-s on the beaches near this heaven-hole to show my support.
The ultimate personality test
It’s not strange to disagree about movies that are wildly different, and there are surely a few random movies that are very polarizing. What I find most interesting is which movie people consider the best movie from a particular director, as it is usually very telling and polarizing in a different way, so to this point I will propose a new personality test where you reblog your favorite movie from each of these directors:
- Joel Coen: No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, The Hudsucker Proxy, Miller’s Crossing, Raising Arizona, etc
- Wes Anderson: The Darjeeling Limited, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, etc
- Hal Ashby: Being There, Shampoo, Harold and Maude, etc
- Kevin Smith: Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Clerks, etc
- Quentin Tarantino: Grindhouse, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, etc
My results: Miller’s Crossing, Bottle Rocket, Being There, Mallrats, Reservoir Dogs. Judge accordingly.
Instant gratification takes too long to say. —J. Adam Moore
