She’s like a cotton candy Cadillac driven by Abraham Lincoln with a beard made out of diamonds, so fuck you. —Get Your War On: The Day Traitors
Can’t touch this.
Apparently the overprotective mothers of today are not only having their kids take shots of epinephrine after every potentially threatening meal, but also creating such things as a weiner dog fannypack to carry them in.
This map of the map of number of residents per Waffle House laid over the map of America’s racist belt laid over the map of 1860 cotton production laid over the map of 2008 election results clearly proves that either Waffle House is ground zero for racism in America, or people like making shit up to gullible people. Don’t even make me plot Walmart store locations, people.
At one time, the President and Vice-President were given three-inch-high models of the Washington Monument to put beside their beds. They had simply to knock them over to summon the guards. But the models were abandoned after Vice-President Dan Quayle - noted for being clumsy - knocked his over late one night while making love to his wife. In seconds, the door burst open, the lights went on and Mrs Quayle was thrown out of bed to the floor as bodyguards flocked around her husband to ensure his safety. —Barack Obama: What life will be like for new US President
Damn that’s a great story… sort of even surprised it’s out there.
QWOP
Could someone please figure out this game and tell me how to win it? My furthest is like 5.6 hilarious metres.
Mountain Goat
Clubs: Drill Team, Sr. Honor Roll, Chess Club
Please note that this is the newest album from Yngwie J. Malmsteen. Please do not confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens.
