At one time, the President and Vice-President were given three-inch-high models of the Washington Monument to put beside their beds. They had simply to knock them over to summon the guards. But the models were abandoned after Vice-President Dan Quayle - noted for being clumsy - knocked his over late one night while making love to his wife. In seconds, the door burst open, the lights went on and Mrs Quayle was thrown out of bed to the floor as bodyguards flocked around her husband to ensure his safety.

Barack Obama: What life will be like for new US President

Damn that’s a great story… sort of even surprised it’s out there.

QWOP

Could someone please figure out this game and tell me how to win it? My furthest is like 5.6 hilarious metres.

Tibetan Fox is not amused.

Tibetan Fox is not amused.

Mountain Goat
Clubs: Drill Team, Sr. Honor Roll, Chess Club

Mountain Goat

Clubs: Drill Team, Sr. Honor Roll, Chess Club

Please note that this is the newest album from Yngwie J. Malmsteen. Please do not confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens.

Please note that this is the newest album from Yngwie J. Malmsteen. Please do not confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens.

Tiffany Brissette is an American actress. She is best known for her role as V.I.C.I. the Robot on the syndicated American sitcom Small Wonder, which aired from 1985 to 1989.

Tiffany Brissette is an American actress. She is best known for her role as V.I.C.I. the Robot on the syndicated American sitcom Small Wonder, which aired from 1985 to 1989.

From Useful Photography #008, a book of photos of opening scenes from porn movies.

From Useful Photography #008, a book of photos of opening scenes from porn movies.