I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? David Sedaris on undecided voters


Good god yes.

Good god yes.

Winking Sarah Palin in LEGO

Winking Sarah Palin in LEGO

Subliminal messages of fonts

Subliminal messages of fonts

USB American flag with fan and spotlight

USB American flag with fan and spotlight

I will repost this around every Halloween until it stops being true or funny.

This is real, and spectacular.

This is real, and spectacular.


The eyeballing game

I'd hate to be associated with this kind of person

Yeah, I can see why it’s bad to know this Bill Ayers guy.