Tumblr meetup at Prophet Isaac’s talk in November?
Full Disclosure: I am ex-HIV positive and an ex-wizard.
I’m sending a batch of these to Ohio and Florida.
The U.S. Government has long maintained a policy that they have the right to stop and search anyone at the border. The Department of Homeland Security is now taking the position that “the border” is the 100-mile wide strip that wraps around the “external boundary” of the United States. The ACLU took all the recent census maps and came to a rather surprising conclusion.
What we found is that fully TWO-THIRDS of the United States’ population lives within this Constitution-free or Constitution-lite Zone. That’s 197.4 million people who live within 100 miles of the US land and coastal borders.
One out of every twenty parking spots on the Universal Lot is set aside for sexual intercourse.
I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it? —David Sedaris on undecided voters
Good god yes.
Winking Sarah Palin in LEGO
I will repost this around every Halloween until it stops being true or funny.
