Hey that’s not fair, you can’t put both an incorrect (but middle-America-hot) presidential candidate and free dinner for two at Chili’s on the same banner ad. Most of America is genetically wired to click on that.
It’s a recession when your neighbor gets laid off. It’s a depression when you are. —Harry S. Truman
eec:
“for those of you who don’t think length matters, i disagree - especially when it comes to wieners. there’s just never enough bites in a hot dog” - martha stewart
I love how all of those ideas you came up with while doing bong rips are suddently monetizable with the Internet.
It’s a common fact that the coin costs more than 1 cent to produce, despite now being made of mostly zinc with a copper veneer. We’re literally losing money every time we make a new penny. —The New Penny: A Total Waste Of Money?
Fun fact
A typical paintjob on a large passenger plane weighs over a quarter of a ton.
Wow, that’s a pretty sweet Minesweeper setup.
Twitter is Penis
We hijack innocent tweets, subject them to our patent pending penisization process by replacing certain words with ‘penis’, and republish it for your entertainment. We find it funny.
They could also be making a killing if they had ads.
