Yes, I am 12 years old.

Yes, I am 12 years old.

YTMND - Safety Not Guaranteed

Do you even have to guess when he traveled back to, based on that hair?

Never-Say-Neverisms

The real mavericks.

The real mavericks.


Oh fine, go make your own.

The Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Burger with Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Its Bun
America, you fat fucking bastard.

The Hamburger Fatty Melt, a Burger with Two Grilled Cheese Sandwiches as Its Bun

America, you fat fucking bastard.

Here’s hoping for a UNA-USA-HOVA pact. It would be more powerful than NATO-NORE.

Here’s hoping for a UNA-USA-HOVA pact. It would be more powerful than NATO-NORE.

Does McCain Wear a Diaper.com

deleteyourself:

Garfield including Garfield, plus hyperspeed.

deleteyourself:

Garfield including Garfield, plus hyperspeed.

We must stop our dependency on foreign oil!

We must stop our dependency on foreign oil!

Visualization of 24 hours of simulated air traffic.

Hey that’s not fair, you can’t put both an incorrect (but middle-America-hot) presidential candidate and free dinner for two at Chili’s on the same banner ad. Most of America is genetically wired to click on that.

Hey that’s not fair, you can’t put both an incorrect (but middle-America-hot) presidential candidate and free dinner for two at Chili’s on the same banner ad. Most of America is genetically wired to click on that.

It’s a recession when your neighbor gets laid off. It’s a depression when you are. —Harry S. Truman