Look Closely, Doctor - See the Camera?
Another patient traveled to New York City and showed up at a federal building in downtown Manhattan seeking asylum so he could get off his reality show, Dr. Gold said.
The patient reported that he also came to New York to see if the Twin Towers were still standing, because he believed that seeing their destruction on Sept. 11 on television was part of his reality show. If they were still standing, he said, then he would know that the terrorist attack was all part of the script.
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Sorry Seattleites, slutcrush.com is obviously taken.
Someone needs to send me the cheat codes that allow you to play the doucheharp in Myst.
msnbc.com video: Vandal vultures stalk park
Worth it just to watch Melvin Pollock from 0:28 to 0:38.
How Sarah Palin made the GOP change its mind about presidential qualifications
If your opponent is a governor, you accuse him or her of lacking foreign-policy experience. If he or she is a member of Congress, you say this person has never run anything. And if, by any chance, your opponent has done both, you say that he or she is a “professional politician.”
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
Boom! goes the VP candidate.
Terminator 2: Low Budgement Day


