Complaint #243
“My landscapers cut down all of my mint, so now I can’t even make mojitos without going to the store!”
-Whine by Adam Zamora
Proof that friendfeed is made by nerds, for nerds.
The addition of the bells was the greatest decision made in musical history. —last.fm user elephant6, on the subject of N.W.A’s magnum opus “Something 2 Dance 2”
Ceramist Francisco Figueiredo opens a casting mould of a phallus in his workshop in Chao de Parada, central Portugal June 26, 2008. Husband and wife Francisco and Cassilda Figueiredo are among the last exponents of a traditional Portuguese handicraft — making ornamental ceramic penises. For more than three decades, the couple have carefully shaped thousands of cermaic male organs, moulding them into upright shapes and painting them in life-like colours for export to Germany, France and North America. (via Yahoo! News)
BedPost
A web2.0 version of the sex journal… love the tagline: “It’s business time”.
My Airline
I don’t serve meals on my airline anymore. Get over it! What’s the matter— you can’t last two hours without chicken parmigiana? Why are you even going to Indianapolis? If you don’t like waiting in the terminal while your aging aircraft is being repaired, I suggest that you go to the Hertz counter, rent a Hummer, and spend the next five days driving to San Diego. Are you aware that it took Ben Franklin more than a month to travel from Philadelphia to Paris? No, you may not have the entire can.
