“ I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?
David Sedaris on undecided voters
The Triumph of Bullshit
Good god yes.
Winking Sarah Palin in LEGO
I will repost this around every Halloween until it stops being true or funny.
