Jiro Bevis is an excellent illustrator who has some work in the Some Type Of Wonderful exhibition that starts this friday at China Heights.
I’ve Discovered Something Amazing!
The (2nd) best (super steak) burrito (in the Mission)*
*As voted by high school students
I love the titles for this film so much, I want to take them back behind a middle school and get them pregnant.
“Educated cubeless stupid, you think stupid. Why worship a dumb 1 day god when I demonstrate 4 simultaneous 24 hour days within a single 24 hour rotation of Earth? Linear, singularity and trinity equate to evil math within Nature’s Cubic Creation” -Time Cube
(Just doing a little light Sunday evening reading…)
Get me on the lake and I’m trouble, last weekend fished around and caught a triple double
I didn’t even have to use my expensive bait, I gotta say it was a good day
BEWARE OF SCAM AT HOME DEPOT
BEWARE OF SCAM AT HOME DEPOT
A ‘heads up’ for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.
Here’s how the scam works:
Two good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your supplies into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.
You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also April 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 10th, 13th, 16th & 22nd, three times this morning and very likely again tomorrow.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.
Be careful out there.
HELLO ST PAUL I’VE COME FOR GARRISON KEILLOR. I HAVE ROPE.
He should be at work right about now, so take the Cretin/Vandalia exit and turn left, take a right on St. Anthony, and then a left on Frontenac.
I’d like to hope this is titled “Pimp cup check”.
Carl Sagan - A Glorious Dawn (feat. Stephen Hawking)
Side note: he starts out on a boat.
Holy dashboard coincidence!
An augmented reality tool made by AKQA for the US Postal Service that shows you if your parcel is big enough.
