Lobster-themed Nikes including rubber bands on the toe, butter-colored laces, and a tablecloth pattern on the inside.
Take out everything but the first and last sentence from Andy Rooney’s latest segment on 60 Minutes. Then you put that on YouTube.
Everybody complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. —Charles Dudley Warner
The Onion Movie: Finally, a ‘Kentucky Fried Movie’ for Our Generation
Worth it just for Steven Seagal as “Cockpuncher”.
The United States could soon stand out in the Americas, and among rich countries, as a refuge for the spanker. —The Economist
Excessive celebratory dancing at 2:45
Good god! Bill Cosby is auctioning off some of his famous sweaters for charity on eBay! http://www.ebay.com/cosby
Look, I’m as big a Cure fan as the next non-Cure fan. I don’t want to be mean or anything. But when I saw the photos from Sasquatch, I realized that the comparison (to IMDB Character ch0003793) simply had to be made.
CIA redacted document about the use of torture entirely blacked out except for the phrase, “These enhanced techniques include:” and then farther down the page, “waterboard.”
Allowing Mr. Walters to remain in the United States ‘appears to be in the best interest of the country.’ —Hip-hop pioneer Slick Rick pardoned by New York governor
You’re damn right it’s in the best interest of our country.
This is art.
