Everything about this video, from the Vegas setting to the awful music to the terrible pick up lines, can be explained by Microsoft’s complete lack of style. I wonder if it has an app that visualizes how much coke you’ve snorted off it?
If there’s one thing I want to do less of, it’s touching shit with my hands that tons of other people in Vegas are also touching.
How many sequels were there?
A quiz.
I’m Scheherezade: If I don’t tell stories that fascinate the Pasha, he will kill me in the morning. —Phone sex operator (who is 60 years old, married for 25 years, with a B.A. in cultural anthropology from Columbia)
Passive Aggressive Anger Release Machine
Insert your money and a piece of china will slowly move forwards and fall into the bottom of the machine, breaking, and leaving you happy and relieved of anger.
Isn’t the idea of K-mart sweatpants promoting abstinence a bit redundant?
Ranks right up there with “miso solly”.
Lobster-themed Nikes including rubber bands on the toe, butter-colored laces, and a tablecloth pattern on the inside.
Take out everything but the first and last sentence from Andy Rooney’s latest segment on 60 Minutes. Then you put that on YouTube.
