Scenes From My Lunch Break (A Blatantly Stolen Meme From Georgia)
The book, if you can’t read it because it’s a terrible photo, is The Invention of Air by Steven Berlin Johnson. The sandwich, if you can’t see it that well because it’s a terrible photo, is a Midnight Cuban Press from Paseo, because fuckyeahroastpork, fuckyeahsmokedham, fuckyeahswisscheese, fuckyeahsweetbananapappers, fuckyeahaoili, fuckyeahcarmelizedonions, and fuckyeahcilantro.
This is all because I just got back from Ireland, where it was 60ºF (that’s 15ºC) and rainy and the food was all terribly bland. On the last day I couldn’t wait to get back home where I knew it was near 100ºF (that’s 38ºC) and could eat something with flavor (that’s flavour). Fuckyeahsun and fuckyeahflavor.
The argument “Jesus must have existed because so many things were written about him” makes me want to go to New York to meet Spiderman. —Theo Tsecouras
More accurate description of the AP “Protect, Point, Pay” clusterfuck of a monetization play.
CMYK A3 poster replicas of the tourism posters seen in Murray’s office in Flight of the Conchords. Download the full-size version to print out and create a New Zealand Consulate experience in your very own home!
Oh shite!
I just remembered I’m heading to Ireland tomorrow. I should probably figure out what to do while I’m there. The potential list so far, off the top of my head:
- Cut a row
- Take a picture of something green (check with tour guide if they will have this)
- Keep sketch for a scenario
- Count how many times I spot a ginger
- Relax the cacks
- Drink ‘til I’m wrote off
What else should I do?
Ebony Magazine, 1985
New York Nearest Subway Augmented Reality App for iPhone 3GS from acrossair (via acrossair)
Okay, screw the flying cars. We’re in the future now and it’s much better than any flying car crap future. (Via Daring Fireball)
Won’t Live Forever (via thelovelybones)
Really? You can’t? It’s not hard. Here, we’ll make it easier: You won’t live forever. You’ll die. There. Did you grasp it that time?
Well, at least in your spare time between trying to understand simple concepts like life and death you could have chosen a nicer font or at least better anti-aliasing and spacing. Also, the background image is relatively pointless. Is that a cluster of stars? Or is it crumbs from a piece of Wonderbread on a black table? It’s unclear. I’m sure you meant it to look like stars to seem deep, but frankly, someone who cannot grasp the whole death thing shouldn’t be attempting to look deep.
New favorite Tumblr: That’s Not Art
