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I shoplift humble truth. Damn that’s good.
‘How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparring with the puppies?’
That’s a paddlin’.
I honestly don’t think I’d mind if this became the new “fail”.
Reloading the dashboard on the iPhone app after a reblog? That’s a paddlin’.
Having to click on a photo to go back instead of using the back button? Ooh, that’s a paddlin’.
Posting 20 times a day? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.
Loved loved this movie. Very highly recommended. Terrific script and a top-notch cast who’s clearly having a lot of fun. Want so many more movies like this.
More of Peter Capaldi’s world-class swearing:
It is true, this movie is fantastic, and there really is some top-shelf swearing. If recommendations from Merlin and nostrich can’t get you to watch it, you really are a lost soul.
The best way to increase your productivity, hack your life, and be minimalist is to stop reading those sites. —Marco
When a new bandana is rolling off the assembly line, I’m sure it is thinking “Anywhere but McConaughey’s forehead; Anywhere but McConoughey’s forehead.” But that’s only because it has no idea this is a possibility.
Two awesome guys… and Bruce Springsteen and Michael Jackson.
Star of the movie “Douchequin”. About a mannequin at an Ed Hardy store who comes to life at night to hit on girls online and talk on his Bluetooth.
I can see it already: The roles are reversed, so a lonely stockgirl kisses the mannequin and it comes to life, and spends the rest of the movie relentlessly hitting on the poor girl because he figured she made the first move. (Mannequin 3: On the Douche?)
Tumblarity IRL
They finally made a product to use for when you accidentally touch an Ed Hardy shirt.
McSweeney's Lists: I Came Here to Do Two Things: _______ and Kick Ass. And I'm _______.
get these pants altered; surprised at how many people are already here at 10:30 in the morning
This is all bullshit!
Just look at it. Look at all this bullshit. I mean, I have seen some bullshit, and this - this is bullshit. Have you ever seen so much bullshit? I mean seriously, looking back at your life and all of its bullshit, how does it compare to this bullshit? This is like boiled down bullshit. And pure, too, like if there was bullshit juice from concentrate, this is what you would add water to in order to make that bullshit juice. Bullshit scientists use this bullshit to calibrate their instruments. Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of the needle breaking on the bullshit-o-meter. In the dictionary next to “bullshit” there’s a picture of this - not like a photograph, but a drawing, because even the dictionary can’t handle this level of literalism. This is some serious bullshit.
I see what you’re doing there aka wasting that $10,000 weekly retainer I’m paying my SEO Optimization Ninja.
