The Triumph of Bullshit

Random sampling

gordonshumway:

I did this a couple of months ago, but my music collection changes more often than my hair color because I’m constantly dragging and dropping things between my Macbook and my external hard drive, so I thought I’d do it again.

Also, what better way to procrastinate than by plundering my iTunes library?

Number of Songs: 22,291
Number of Albums: 5,613
Most Recently Played Song: Dinah Washington - Is You Is, or Is You Ain’t My Baby?
Most Played Song: Mannie Fresh - We Fresh
Most Recently Added Album: The Mighty Underdogs - Droppin’ Science Fiction

First Song Alphabetically: Hey Mercedes - A-List Actress
Last Song Alphabetically: Rye Coalition - ZZ Topless
Smallest Song Numerically: GZA - 0% Finance
Biggest Song Numerically: Part Chimp - 30,000,000,000,000,000 People [that’s 30 gabillion, btw]

Shortest Song: DS-13 - The Ballad of Bob Flanagan (0:05)
(2nd Shortest Song): S.O.D. - The Ballad of Jimi Hendrix (0:06)
Longest Song: C Average - Prolock (The Protector) (45:23)

First Album Alphabetically: Blackalicious - A2G
Last Album Alphabetically: Skull Kontrol - ZZZZZZ…
First Album Numerically: The Delta 72 - 000
Last Album Numerically: Yes - 90125

First Five Songs That Pop Up On Shuffle:
Stetsasonic - Go Stetsa I
Saviours - Exalter of Thorns
Black Sabbath - Electric Funeral
The Undertones - Family Entertainment
The Recoys - That’s the Punchline

Now I fully expect everyone else to do this as well.  REBLOG IT! REBLOG LIKE THE WIND.

A Modest Proposal

funsizebytes:

1. I put a DVD into the player
2. I start a stopwatch
3. I navigate all the menus
4. I wait for all the various “advertisements” telling me about the sound mastering, the FBI warning, and so forth
5. The movie actually begins
6. I stop the stopwatch.

I take that stopwatch to the home of some executive connected with the MPAA and count off those seconds.

While holding his (or her—I’m all about equal opportunity, people) head under water.

I’m just saying, it might lead to some change.