“ When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80’s.
David Lee Roth, whose Wikiquote page has enough gems to power an entire blog all on its own
The Triumph of Bullshit
Complaint #243
“My landscapers cut down all of my mint, so now I can’t even make mojitos without going to the store!”
-Whine by Adam Zamora
Proof that friendfeed is made by nerds, for nerds.
“ The addition of the bells was the greatest decision made in musical history.
last.fm user elephant6, on the subject of N.W.A’s magnum opus “Something 2 Dance 2”