Wait, wait! I too have a hilarious, and yet no doubt original, comment on this cliché I saw recently, which, because I had not seen before and means you have not, need to hear. </every internet ever>
(Actually, I shouldn’t snark. I’m just grateful that Ed’s place is still in business, given the economy, and ever since that big box paddle shop SuperstOAR opened up the next town over.)

Wait, wait! I too have a hilarious, and yet no doubt original, comment on this cliché I saw recently, which, because I had not seen before and means you have not, need to hear. </every internet ever>

(Actually, I shouldn’t snark. I’m just grateful that Ed’s place is still in business, given the economy, and ever since that big box paddle shop SuperstOAR opened up the next town over.)