This is all bullshit!

weselec:

Just look at it. Look at all this bullshit. I mean, I have seen some bullshit, and this - this is bullshit. Have you ever seen so much bullshit? I mean seriously, looking back at your life and all of its bullshit, how does it compare to this bullshit? This is like boiled down bullshit. And pure, too, like if there was bullshit juice from concentrate, this is what you would add water to in order to make that bullshit juice. Bullshit scientists use this bullshit to calibrate their instruments. Do you hear that sound? That’s the sound of the needle breaking on the bullshit-o-meter. In the dictionary next to “bullshit” there’s a picture of this - not like a photograph, but a drawing, because even the dictionary can’t handle this level of literalism. This is some serious bullshit.

I see what you’re doing there aka wasting that $10,000 weekly retainer I’m paying my SEO Optimization Ninja.