Star of the movie “Douchequin”. About a mannequin at an Ed Hardy store who comes to life at night to hit on girls online and talk on his Bluetooth.
I can see it already: The roles are reversed, so a lonely stockgirl kisses the mannequin and it comes to life, and spends the rest of the movie relentlessly hitting on the poor girl because he figured she made the first move. (Mannequin 3: On the Douche?)