The Triumph of Bullshit

merlin:  
French Fry Holder     Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup!    Tip: You can also use the clip-on ketchup cup to hold what’s left of your human dignity.

merlin:

French Fry Holder

Cars now come with several cup holders, and this innovative accessory helps you make the most of them! French-Fry Holder holds one order of fries (and its cardboard container) close at hand! Even has a clip-on ketchup cup!

Tip: You can also use the clip-on ketchup cup to hold what’s left of your human dignity.