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In 1997, Kleberg County Commissioners unanimously voted to adopt “heaven-o” as the official greeting of the county instead of “hello”. Kleberg County residents are now encouraged to use “heaven-o” to acknowledge one another. The reason cited for the change was the fact that hello contains the word hell, even though it is not etymologically related.
Wow, this is heaven-a genius! Just because of this, I might have to say “what the heaven” and head down there and find some pretty seas-heaven-s on the beaches near this heaven-hole to show my support.