I shoplift humble truthTumblr (3.0; @bullshit)http://bullshit.tumblr.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxmbmgodSQ1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(van) Gogh Portrait of Yourself Wednesday</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/381531470http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/381531470Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:58:00 -0800paris, bitches!gpoywmusée d'orsay<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxic17be501qzvzipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://indefensible.me/post/377646099/thememegeneration-i-dont-know-if-that-happened">indefensible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thememegeneration.tumblr.com/post/377518401/i-dont-know-if-that-happened-before-or-after-the">thememegeneration</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t know if that happened before or after the plant explosion, but that is one mighty ‘stache.</p> </blockquote> <p>I think it’s terrible to make light of tragedy, but my first thought when I looked at that picture was ‘hey, he’s pretty lucky. His health bar is still totally full!’</p> </blockquote>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/379679818http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/379679818Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:48:58 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxj8k44oFT1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting delayed for 3 hours in Reykjavik makes me Mr. Angry (sorry, I meant Herra Önugur).</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/378309108http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/378309108Mon, 08 Feb 2010 08:59:39 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxet72K28r1qzq63ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for kung-fu treachery!</p> <p>(I think this calls for a <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190536/"><i>Black Dynamite</i></a> screening at my place. Shall we say two weeks?)</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/373809092http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/373809092Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:05:29 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxax1xzJ321qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/370043282/a-must-see">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/roadsidepictures/">A Must See</a></p> </blockquote> <p>You’ll have to trust me on this one: they are not gorgeous.</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/370048753http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/370048753Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:14:22 -0800<p><a href="http://beeborg.tumblr.com/post/367906485/great-im-a-slard">beeborg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Great, I’m a slard.</p> </blockquote> <p>I mean, sure, you have to get through pages and pages of glowing reviews of <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ben">Ben on Urban Dictionary</a> (which are all partly true), but if you keep digging you’ll find gold. And you can <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?defid=4512398">get it on a shirt</a>!</p> <p><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/products.php?defid=4512398"><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8ubgcxrU1qz4gpr.png"/></a></p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/367935303http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/367935303Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:18:26 -0800<p><a href="http://alisonagosti.tumblr.com/post/363483785/what-the-fuck-ben-i-thought-you-were-taking">alisonagosti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>What the fuck, <a href="http://twitter.com/magnetbox">Ben</a>?  I thought you were taking care of this.</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx57l0kILE1qz4gpr.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx57lf3eht1qz4gpr.jpg"/></p> <p>Me flipping off swans (not the cute old couple!) at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco, April 2009.</p> <p>(It is not actually me in my avatar, that is a photo by <a href="http://www.coreyfishes.com/">Corey Arnold</a> called <i>Swans Are Evil</i>. Sorry to disappoint.)</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/364369558http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/364369558Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:19:00 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx3byvKrBN1qzmsffo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://kellyoxford.tumblr.com/post/362395742/when-did-kathleen-turner-turn-into-william">kellyoxford</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When did Kathleen Turner turn into William Shatner?</p> </blockquote> <p>That reminds me: one of the best moments in SF? Having a coffee at Ritual with <a href="http://baileygenine.tumblr.com/">Bailey</a>, and in walks William Shatner. I watched him eat a muffin.</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/362413035http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/362413035Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:03:25 -0800sftu<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwvvtl2TFr1qakqfvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Great moments in history: The stakeholder kickoff meeting for the hot dog.</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/361765926http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/361765926Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:28:03 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx151yuwcM1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.outofprintclothing.com/Shop_a/152.htm">Book shirts are the new nerds’ band shirts</a></p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/360229239http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/360229239Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:27:00 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YtGSXMuWMR4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News</b></p> <p>“Next, a walky-talky preamble from the auteur, pacing steadily towards the lens, punctuating every other sentence with a hand gesture, and ignoring all the pricks milling around him, like he’s gliding through the fucking Matrix.”<b><br/></b></p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/358457597http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/358457597Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:57:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxkgbM6HR1qakqfvo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYWorking</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/358135136http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/358135136Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:28:42 -0800“The All-Star Weekend ought to be really impressive, what with the Layup Competition and Crisp Chest Pass Off.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/amvo/new_all_white_basketball_league">New All-White Basketball League Launched</a></em>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/354673098http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/354673098Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:37:44 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo7u9lALn1qz4rlzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alisonagosti.tumblr.com/post/348062737/merlin-4-1625-lbs-mmmm-manuscript-formatting" class="tumblr_blog">alisonagosti</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/347978395/4-1625-lbs-mmmm-manuscript-formatting-its">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1>4.1625 lbs.</h1> <p>Mmmm…<i>manuscript formatting</i>.</p> <p>It’s like stuffing a giant pair of tubesocks down your writer pants.</p> </blockquote> <p>Think of all the hats/boats you could make!</p> </blockquote> <p>What can you make out of this? I can make a hat, a brooch, a pterodactyl…</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/348085875http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/348085875Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:21:59 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kox0pp4jsf1qzx1e0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I would totally watch <i>Law & Hoarders</i>, too.</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/347561341http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/347561341Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:34:08 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/347549082/tumblr_kwnphkRMHa1qz4gpr&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Eric Burdon & The Animals - San Franciscan Nights</b></p> <p><img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnparFPKp1qzvvzxo1_500.jpg" width="500" height="499"/></p> <p>The following post is dedicated to the city and people of San Francisco, who may not know it, but they are beautiful. And so is their city. I’ll be flying on Trans Love Airways (aka Virgin America) to there today, and it will be worth it, if not for the sake of this song but for the sake of your own piece of mind.</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/347549082http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/347549082Fri, 22 Jan 2010 08:22:00 -0800<a href="http://www.tumblr.com/directory/humor">Humor | Tumblr</a>: <p>Apparently I am featured in the “Humor” directory on Tumblr, which explains where all you people are suddenly coming from. Prepare to be disappointed as I go to San Francisco for the whole weekend to hang out with actually funny people!</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/346992996http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/346992996Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:25:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwkam1Q6z21qz6f4bo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.austinkleon.com/post/344702870/awesome-review-of-wendys-14-out-of-14-people">austinkleon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps/place?rls=com.microsoft:*&oe=UTF-8&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=wendy%27s+waltham,+ma&fb=1&gl=us&hq=wendy%27s&hnear=waltham,+ma&cid=502526939981214463&dtab=2&ei=2l9XS9-MLIHANeLBhOIE&sa=X&oi=local_result&ct=result&resnum=4&ved=0CCMQqgUwAw">Awesome review of Wendy’s</a></p> <blockquote>14 out of 14 people found this review helpful.<br/> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/346767653http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/346767653Thu, 21 Jan 2010 18:10:40 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwjn7wJ65M1qzot6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://natashavc.tumblr.com/post/344199292/hey-do-you-know-the-peppermill-in-vegas-its">natashavc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hey! Do you know the Peppermill in Vegas?</p> </blockquote> <p>The finest velour couches, the ridiculous drinks, the water/fire pits, the colors, the shitty restaurant on the side, everything. The Peppermill is a must-stop in Vegas for me, every time.</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/344787492http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/344787492Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:19:29 -0800girl drink drunk<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwaz745DZw1qz4dqwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/336250837/sooooooo-this-exists-id-imagine-it-comes-in">deleteyourself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sooooooo…this exists. I’d imagine it comes in handy after a night of hanging around people who would wear Ed Hardy.</p> </blockquote> <p>Can I sue for <a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/171692902/ed-hardy-hand-sanitizer-they-finally-made-a">prior art</a> on an obvious and lame joke?</p>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/336303130http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/336303130Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:44:26 -0800