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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I shoplift humble truth</description><title>The Triumph of Bullshit</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bullshit)</generator><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Don’t even fucking start with me, Sam.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktgejmlFAs1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don’t even fucking start with me, &lt;a href="http://samhey.com/post/251667555"&gt;Sam&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/251764632</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/251764632</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 02:02:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ah shit, I went too far and ended up 20 minutes into the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg41cgqqJ1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ah shit, I went too far and ended up 20 minutes into the future.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK, time for drinks.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/251618721</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/251618721</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:15:12 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Drankin’ moon water, Skypin’ people in other...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg3k4GaFY1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Drankin’ moon water, Skypin’ people in other continents, y’all. I’m in the fucking future!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/251610459</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/251610459</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:04:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>I just got a new toothbrush. Say goodbye to all those...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tJSlRyQfho4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tJSlRyQfho4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just got a new toothbrush. Say goodbye to all those microscopic anti-tonguenoids.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/245785679</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/245785679</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 23:45:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Inside the Actor's Studio Audience</title><description>&lt;a href="http://insidetheaudience.tumblr.com/"&gt;Inside the Actor's Studio Audience&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tmblg.com/post/238687705/inside-the-actors-studio-audience"&gt;tmblg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A blog of ass-kissing, awkward praise and unflattering screencaps.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oh god that’s good. MORE MORE MORE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/238731310</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/238731310</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:32:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Business Guys on Business Trips » Family and Friends</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksusypnEQo1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://businessguysonbusinesstrips.com/?p=185"&gt;Business Guys on Business Trips » Family and Friends&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/238251210</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/238251210</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:06:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Please deliver this as a print or t-shirt, ASAP. TIA.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstxz87UxW1qz4gpro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Please deliver this as a print or t-shirt, ASAP. TIA.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237820342</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237820342</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:57:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>chumblespuzz:

Proving that science can be fun, here’s a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssvrv1KWD1qzncm2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chumblespuzz.tumblr.com/post/237135925/proving-that-science-can-be-fun-heres-a"&gt;chumblespuzz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Proving that science can be fun, here’s a thermogram of human flatulence. Intestinal gas (red, lower left) being expelled from the body. The gas shows up as red because it has recently been at body temperature, which is warmer than the surroundings (via &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/picture-galleries/6514909/Science-Photo-Library-photos-of-the-week.html"&gt;Science Photo Library photos of the week - Telegraph&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Science!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237231656</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237231656</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:14:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Stuff that reminds me of other stuff Pt. I
At least I now know I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr78dqRSI1qz4gpro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr78dqRSI1qz4gpro2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hi-res.net/blog/2009/11/stuff-that-reminds-me-of-other-stuff-pt.html"&gt;Stuff that reminds me of other stuff Pt. I&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least I now know I wasn’t the only one who thought that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/236195800</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/236195800</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:24:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9dxm8WAo1qz9bwro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/230455609</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/230455609</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:37:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ira Glass costume screen test
I’ll add some grey whisps, a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseaqwHPEX1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ira Glass costume screen test&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ll add some grey whisps, a soupçon of nerdy Baltimore, and some unanimous liberal hipster adoration later, but you get the idea…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229137848</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229137848</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:11:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Excellent movie, great scene.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse5ptC3No1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Excellent &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480669/"&gt;movie&lt;/a&gt;, great scene.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229056975</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229056975</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:22:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I love (love!) the illustrations for Atari games, not just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscnsa2UBo1qznquyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love (love!) the illustrations for Atari games, not just because they are beautiful, but because they are so outlandish compared to what the game is actually like. Sorry, but when I play Breakout I am not imagining I am a futuristic astronaut playing space tennis. Nice try, though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual gameplay footage:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;At least they got the color bands right.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228329973</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228329973</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:09:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Like I said, I will repost this around every Halloween until it...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V4rUiV_Hh74&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V4rUiV_Hh74&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like &lt;a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/55190330/i-will-repost-this-around-every-halloween-until-it"&gt;I said&lt;/a&gt;, I will repost this around every Halloween until it stops being true or funny.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228324692</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228324692</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:02:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Yo, Yip Yips, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e3N8ZW6fCa4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e3N8ZW6fCa4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yo, Yip Yips, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Bert and Ernie have the &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc"&gt;greatest Ante Up video of &lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc"&gt;all time&lt;/a&gt;! (followed by a close second, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs"&gt;A Divine Proclamation for Finishing the Present Existence&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228062521</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228062521</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:56:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A comparative study of user intellect based on anti-productivity...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb6i8HvAz1qz4gpro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A comparative study of user intellect based on anti-productivity applications included in operating systems&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/227588493</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/227588493</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:46:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>glueslabs:

Like a hairpiece on a sewage grate, these are the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks74pneEIg1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/225297608/like-a-hairpiece-on-a-sewage-grate-these-are-the"&gt;glueslabs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Like a hairpiece on a sewage grate, these are the days of our lives.&lt;/p&gt;
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This Thursday, Oct 15, Metrix Create:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4fwqhJGw1qz4vmto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://everythinginthesky.com/post/223770618/this-thursday-oct-15-metrix-create-space-will"&gt;everythinginthesky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This Thursday, Oct 15, &lt;a href="http://metrixcreatespace.com/"&gt;Metrix Create: Space&lt;/a&gt; will open its doors in Seattle (at 623A Broadway East). It’s hackerspace meets an indie coffee house. They’ll have tools and equipment for building projects, &lt;b&gt;3D fabbing machines&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;classes on various types of high-tech makery&lt;/b&gt;, coffee and snacks. They even have a vending machine that’ll dispense Sun Chips, M&amp;Ms, Clif Bars, and &lt;b&gt;Arduinos&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;breadboards&lt;/b&gt;, jumper wires, etc.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I live in the wrong city.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I live in the right city. And only a few blocks from this spot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/224000866</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/224000866</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:58:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"The correct spelling is ‘Mr. T.’ People who type out ‘Mister’ are fools to..."</title><description>“The correct spelling is ‘Mr. T.’ People who type out ‘Mister’ are fools to be pitied.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook/status/5100443247"&gt;Fake AP Stylebook&lt;/a&gt; (voted ‘Most likely to be the next Twitter account to get a book deal’)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221189339</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221189339</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:22:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqeyztRmm1qznd83o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221181633</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221181633</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:11:00 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
