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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I shoplift humble truth</description><title>The Triumph of Bullshit</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @bullshit)</generator><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Please deliver this as a print or t-shirt, ASAP. TIA.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kstxz87UxW1qz4gpro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Please deliver this as a print or t-shirt, ASAP. TIA.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237820342</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237820342</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:57:07 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>chumblespuzz:

Proving that science can be fun, here’s a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssvrv1KWD1qzncm2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chumblespuzz.tumblr.com/post/237135925/proving-that-science-can-be-fun-heres-a"&gt;chumblespuzz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Proving that science can be fun, here’s a thermogram of human flatulence. Intestinal gas (red, lower left) being expelled from the body. The gas shows up as red because it has recently been at body temperature, which is warmer than the surroundings (via &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/picture-galleries/6514909/Science-Photo-Library-photos-of-the-week.html"&gt;Science Photo Library photos of the week - Telegraph&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Science!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237231656</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/237231656</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:14:10 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Stuff that reminds me of other stuff Pt. I
At least I now know I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr78dqRSI1qz4gpro1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksr78dqRSI1qz4gpro2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.hi-res.net/blog/2009/11/stuff-that-reminds-me-of-other-stuff-pt.html"&gt;Stuff that reminds me of other stuff Pt. I&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least I now know I wasn’t the only one who thought that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/236195800</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/236195800</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:24:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9dxm8WAo1qz9bwro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/230455609</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/230455609</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:37:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Ira Glass costume screen test
I’ll add some grey whisps, a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseaqwHPEX1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ira Glass costume screen test&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ll add some grey whisps, a soupçon of nerdy Baltimore, and some unanimous liberal hipster adoration later, but you get the idea…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229137848</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229137848</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:11:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Excellent movie, great scene.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse5ptC3No1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Excellent &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480669/"&gt;movie&lt;/a&gt;, great scene.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229056975</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/229056975</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:22:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I love (love!) the illustrations for Atari games, not just...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscnsa2UBo1qznquyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love (love!) the illustrations for Atari games, not just because they are beautiful, but because they are so outlandish compared to what the game is actually like. Sorry, but when I play Breakout I am not imagining I am a futuristic astronaut playing space tennis. Nice try, though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Actual gameplay footage:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscoapf9wo1qzvvzxo1_500.png" height="328" width="500"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least they got the color bands right.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228329973</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228329973</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:09:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Like I said, I will repost this around every Halloween until it...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V4rUiV_Hh74&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V4rUiV_Hh74&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Like &lt;a href="http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/55190330/i-will-repost-this-around-every-halloween-until-it"&gt;I said&lt;/a&gt;, I will repost this around every Halloween until it stops being true or funny.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228324692</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228324692</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:02:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Yo, Yip Yips, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/e3N8ZW6fCa4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/e3N8ZW6fCa4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yo, Yip Yips, I’m really happy for you and I’ma let you finish, but Bert and Ernie have the &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc"&gt;greatest Ante Up video of &lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21OH0wlkfbc"&gt;all time&lt;/a&gt;! (followed by a close second, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZNBcJTmWs"&gt;A Divine Proclamation for Finishing the Present Existence&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228062521</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/228062521</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:56:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A comparative study of user intellect based on anti-productivity...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksb6i8HvAz1qz4gpro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A comparative study of user intellect based on anti-productivity applications included in operating systems&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/227588493</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/227588493</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:46:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>glueslabs:

Like a hairpiece on a sewage grate, these are the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks74pneEIg1qz4wvmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://glueslabs.tumblr.com/post/225297608/like-a-hairpiece-on-a-sewage-grate-these-are-the"&gt;glueslabs&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Like a hairpiece on a sewage grate, these are the days of our lives.&lt;/p&gt;
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This Thursday, Oct 15, Metrix Create:...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks4fwqhJGw1qz4vmto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://everythinginthesky.com/post/223770618/this-thursday-oct-15-metrix-create-space-will"&gt;everythinginthesky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This Thursday, Oct 15, &lt;a href="http://metrixcreatespace.com/"&gt;Metrix Create: Space&lt;/a&gt; will open its doors in Seattle (at 623A Broadway East). It’s hackerspace meets an indie coffee house. They’ll have tools and equipment for building projects, &lt;b&gt;3D fabbing machines&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;classes on various types of high-tech makery&lt;/b&gt;, coffee and snacks. They even have a vending machine that’ll dispense Sun Chips, M&amp;Ms, Clif Bars, and &lt;b&gt;Arduinos&lt;/b&gt;, &lt;b&gt;breadboards&lt;/b&gt;, jumper wires, etc.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I live in the wrong city.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I live in the right city. And only a few blocks from this spot.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/224000866</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/224000866</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:58:37 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"The correct spelling is ‘Mr. T.’ People who type out ‘Mister’ are fools to..."</title><description>“The correct spelling is ‘Mr. T.’ People who type out ‘Mister’ are fools to be pitied.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/FakeAPStylebook/status/5100443247"&gt;Fake AP Stylebook&lt;/a&gt; (voted ‘Most likely to be the next Twitter account to get a book deal’)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221189339</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221189339</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:22:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqeyztRmm1qznd83o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221181633</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221181633</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:11:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"Hi, if you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best..."</title><description>“Hi, if you are coming to this site via Internet Explorer 6, you might not be getting the best experience possible. Honestly, I can’t even begin to think about what your entire experience on the internet must be like? (…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60-inch plasma TV’s). How will you ever be able to use this website?????? You wont. You’re an asshole and your browser is an asshole. So look, I’m going to be honest: I kind of hate you. BUT we c-a-n make this work. Here is what I am going to need you to do: fire up your Toshiba ShitBook© that weighs about 45 pounds, wipe the Cheeto dust off the screen, download Safari, delete Internet Explorer from your computer, punch yourself in the face, and get me a pulled pork sandwich.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newtoyork.com/about/"&gt;New to York&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://jimray.tumblr.com/"&gt;jimray&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221057330</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/221057330</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:03:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krrxpq8dOf1qzvoypo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/217474826</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/217474826</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:33:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>speedingmotorcycle:


Jiro Bevis is an excellent illustrator who...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krqganpRJ51qzmimoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://speedingmotorcycle.tumblr.com/post/216653233/jiro-bevis-is-an-excellent-illustrator-who-has"&gt;speedingmotorcycle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jirobevis.co.uk"&gt;Jiro Bevis&lt;/a&gt; is an excellent illustrator who has some work in the &lt;a href="http://www.lifelounge.com/sometypeOFWONDERFUL/"&gt;Some Type Of Wonderful&lt;/a&gt; exhibition that starts this friday at &lt;a href="http://www.chinaheights.com/"&gt;China Heights.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/216680802</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/216680802</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:54:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I’ve Discovered Something Amazing!</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jo6dkHgT6TI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Jo6dkHgT6TI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I’ve Discovered Something Amazing!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/215806210</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/215806210</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:00:54 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The (2nd) best (super steak) burrito (in the Mission)*

*As...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kris88U5np1qz4gpro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The (2nd) best (super steak) burrito (in the Mission)*&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;*As voted by high school students&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/213079558</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/213079558</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 12:45:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I love the titles for this film so much, I want to take them...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre0k6OQrR1qz4gpro2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre0k6OQrR1qz4gpro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre0k6OQrR1qz4gpro3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre0k6OQrR1qz4gpro4_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kre0k6OQrR1qz4gpro5_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love the titles for this film so much, I want to take them back behind a middle school and get them pregnant.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/210803987</link><guid>http://bullshit.tumblr.com/post/210803987</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:57:00 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
